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3 ex-drug convicts arrested in Lucena buy-busts on All Saints’ Day

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·3 Nov, 12:07 am
3 ex-drug convicts arrested in Lucena buy-busts on All Saints’ Day — Philippines
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The Straight Version

LUCENA CITY — Three ex-drug convicts were arrested in separate anti-narcotics operations in Lucena City on Sunday, Nov. 1, during the observance of All Saints’ Day, police said. Two of the suspects were arrested at 2:25 p.m. after they allegedly sold shabu (crystal meth) to an undercover police officer in Barangay Ibabang Iyam, according to Lucena City police director Lt. Col. Ryan Hernandez in a report on Nov. 2. Authorities seized three heat-sealed plastic sachets of suspected shabu worth P73,440 from the suspects. READ: Ex-drug convict, companion nabbed in Lucena drug bust Police records showed that both men had previously been […]... Keep on reading: 3 ex-drug convicts arrested in Lucena buy-busts on All Saints’ Day

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"3 ex-drug convicts arrested in Lucena buy-busts on All Saints’ Day" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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"3 ex-drug convicts arrested in Lucena buy-busts on All Saints’ Day" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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