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Apple, DepEd partners to send 170,000 Macbook Neo to teachers

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·3 Nov, 12:50 am
Apple, DepEd partners to send 170,000 Macbook Neo to teachers — Philippines
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MANILA, Philippines – Apple CEO, John Ternus announced a partnership with the Department of Education (DepEd) to deploy 170,000 MacBook Neo to teachers and staff. Ternus mentioned this to be the “biggest education deal ever for Mac” as Apple plans to send the MacBook Neos to 16,400 K-12 public schools nationwide. “Investing in our teachers is investing in the future of our learners. Global assessment data shows that providing educators with tools and technology lead to higher classroom engagement and better learning outcomes,” said DepEd Secretary Sonny Angara. The deployment coincides with the DepEd Computerization Program (DCP). The DCP is a […]... Keep on reading: Apple, DepEd partners to send 170,000 Macbook Neo to teachers

The UNHINGED Take

"Apple, DepEd partners to send 170,000 Macbook Neo to teachers" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Apple, DepEd partners to send 170,000 Macbook Neo to teachers" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Apple, DepEd partners to send 170,000 Macbook Neo to teachers" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/apple-deped-partners-to-send-170-000-macbook #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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