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At least 11 European countries snared in freezer cyberattacks

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·3 Nov, 10:54 pm
At least 11 European countries snared in freezer cyberattacks — Philippines
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ROME, Italy — Germany, Romania and the United Kingdom on Tuesday joined the growing list of European countries hit by cyberattacks on supermarket refrigeration systems in recent days. Italy's government held emergency talks with intelligence chiefs on Tuesday following the incidents, which prompted the European Union (EU) to warn of a deliberate attempt to disrupt the bloc's food supply chain. The motive for the cyberattacks remains unknown, and nobody has claimed responsibility. EU spokesperson Thomas Regnier said EU agencies were also in talks with national authorities on Tuesday to develop a collective response. “These are not isolated incidents, and of course, […]... Keep on reading: At least 11 European countries snared in freezer cyberattacks

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"At least 11 European countries snared in freezer cyberattacks" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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"At least 11 European countries snared in freezer cyberattacks" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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