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Defenseless defense: Ridon says VP camp insisting on wrong arguments

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·3 Nov, 08:19 am
Defenseless defense: Ridon says VP camp insisting on wrong arguments — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Rep. Terry Ridon criticized Sara Duterte’s legal team for recycling debunked impeachment defense arguments.

The UNHINGED Take

The VP’s lawyers are basically playing mental gymnastics in a burning building. It is a masterclass in how to look completely defenseless while trying to gaslight the entire country.

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TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10

The VP’s lawyers are basically playing mental gymnastics in a burning building.

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