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DENR confirms 168-hectare peatland in Leyte town

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·3 Nov, 07:53 am
DENR confirms 168-hectare peatland in Leyte town — Philippines
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