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Florida plane crash: Bad weather a 'major' focus of probe

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·3 Nov, 12:17 am
Florida plane crash: Bad weather a 'major' focus of probe — Philippines
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NEW YORK — Weather conditions are a “major” focus of an investigation into a weekend private plane crash that killed nine people, US transportation investigators said Monday. At a briefing, Tom Chapman of the National Transportation Safety Board, retraced the ill-fated journey of the Learjet 60, which departed Austin, Texas at 1537 GMT Sunday on a trip to North Eleuthera in the Bahamas. The plane plummeted into a neighborhood in Palm Beach County in southern Florida, killing everyone on board. READ: Small plane crashes near Trump’s Florida home, 9 dead The jet was carrying a pilot, a copilot and seven passengers. […]... Keep on reading: Florida plane crash: Bad weather a 'major' focus of probe

The UNHINGED Take

"Florida plane crash: Bad weather a major focus of probe" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Florida plane crash: Bad weather a major focus of probe" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Florida plane crash: Bad weather a major focus of probe" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/florida-plane-crash-bad-weather-a-major-focus #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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