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‘Init ug igang’: Visayas to see fair weather with high heat index Tuesday

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·3 Nov, 12:45 am
‘Init ug igang’: Visayas to see fair weather with high heat index Tuesday — Philippines
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LAPU-LAPU CITY, Cebu — The Visayas will experience generally fair weather and high heat indices on Tuesday, November 3, state weather bureau Pagasa said. The hot and humid conditions will come with partly cloudy to cloudy skies and isolated rain showers or thunderstorms throughout the day. Heat indices across the region will range from 38 […]... Keep on reading: ‘Init ug igang’: Visayas to see fair weather with high heat index Tuesday

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"‘Init ug igang’: Visayas to see fair weather with high heat index Tuesday" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"‘Init ug igang’: Visayas to see fair weather with high heat index Tuesday" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"‘Init ug igang’: Visayas to see fair weather with high heat index Tuesday" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/init-ug-igang-visayas-to-see-fair-weather #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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