The Straight Version
Mimaropa police reported zero crimes during Undas and an 11.74 percent crime drop since May.
The UNHINGED Take
Zero crimes reported just means the cops were too busy sleeping in their patrol cars to actually look for any criminals. Pure fantasy statistics meant to keep the taxpayers compliant.
The Bottom Line
GASLIGHTING MASTERCLASS / 10
Zero crimes reported just means the cops were too busy sleeping in their patrol cars to actually look for any criminals.
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Zero crimes reported just means the cops were too busy sleeping in their patrol cars to actually look for any criminals. GASLIGHTING MASTERCLASS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/mimaropa-police-logs-zero-crime-incidents-during-undas #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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