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Nartatez says there is 'secrecy' in police operations

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·3 Nov, 01:47 pm
Nartatez says there is 'secrecy' in police operations — Philippines
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The Straight Version

MANILA, Philippines — The Philippine National Police (PNP) on Tuesday said that it is working quietly and only gives information when necessary after Sen. Panfilo Lacson reminded authorities to keep high-profile cases discreet. “There is always secrecy in our police operations. If there is a need for us to talk and or give the details, […]... Keep on reading: Nartatez says there is 'secrecy' in police operations

The UNHINGED Take

"Nartatez says there is secrecy in police operations" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Nartatez says there is secrecy in police operations" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Nartatez says there is secrecy in police operations" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/nartatez-says-there-is-secrecy-in-police-operations #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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