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North Korea warns of stronger response to US 'hostility'

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·3 Nov, 11:15 pm
North Korea warns of stronger response to US 'hostility' — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Kim Yo Jong warns the US he'll retaliate harder for its hostile policy toward North Korea.

The UNHINGED Take

Kim Yo Jong’s threat is as effective as a freeze‑zaff layer on a mango; the US can keep feigning bravado while the world laughs at her weak‑sauce counteraction.

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The Bottom Line

SILLY KINGS WAKE / 10

Kim Yo Jong’s threat is as effective as a freeze‑zaff layer on a mango; the US can keep feigning bravado while the world laughs at her weak‑sauce counteraction.

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Kim Yo Jong’s threat is as effective as a freeze‑zaff layer on a mango; the US can keep feigning bravado while the world laughs at her weak‑sauce counteraction. SILLY KINGS WAKE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/north-korea-warns-of-stronger-response-to-us #NZElection20

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