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Trump licks wounds as Democrats celebrate huge midterms win

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·4 Nov, 06:23 pm
Trump licks wounds as Democrats celebrate huge midterms win — Philippines
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WASHINGTON, United States — Donald Trump faced a radically transformed and hostile political landscape on Wednesday after US voters handed control of Congress to the Democrats in a stunning rebuke to his presidency. The result was a personal humiliation for the 80-year-old Trump as a Democratic wave swept into his Republican heartland, boosted by anger at soaring energy prices and his costly war with Iran. The Democratic capture of the Senate and House of Representatives signals an end to Trump's stranglehold on US politics and gives Democrats the power to block legislation, launch probes into the administration and thwart his appointments. […]... Keep on reading: Trump licks wounds as Democrats celebrate huge midterms win

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Trump licks wounds as Democrats celebrate huge midterms win: "Trump licks wounds as Democrats celebrate huge midterms win". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Trump licks wounds as Democrats celebrate huge midterms win: "Trump licks wounds as Democrats celebrate huge midterms win".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Trump licks wounds as Democrats celebrate huge midterms win: "Trump licks wounds as Democrats celebrate huge midterms win". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/trump-licks-wounds-as-democrats-celebrate-huge

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