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Undas 2026: PITX logs over 1.68M passengers

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·2 Nov, 11:55 pm
Undas 2026: PITX logs over 1.68M passengers — Philippines
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The Straight Version

PITX logged 1.686M passengers during Undas 2026 exodus.

The UNHINGED Take

PITX turned 1.686M mourners into a cursed queue, proving the Philippines can make a terminal look like a morgue. Buried souls, no ticket.

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The Bottom Line

MORGUE SURGE / 10

PITX turned 1.686M mourners into a cursed queue, proving the Philippines can make a terminal look like a morgue.

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PITX turned 1.686M mourners into a cursed queue, proving the Philippines can make a terminal look like a morgue. MORGUE SURGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/undas-2026-pitx-logs-over-1-68m-passengers #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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