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Jordan’s king vows to confront terrorism, warns against threats to national unity

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·2 Nov, 10:28 am
Jordan’s king vows to confront terrorism, warns against threats to national unity — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

King Abdullah II vowed to crush extremist threats following the deadly attack on Karak's St. George's Church.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine acting surprised that religious zealots are burning your backyard. The royal palace is just rearranging deck chairs on a sinking sand dune while the house burns down.

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DESPERATE DAMAGE CONTROL / 10

Imagine acting surprised that religious zealots are burning your backyard.

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