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Japan urges US to enforce discipline after second Marine arrest

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·2 Nov, 06:14 am
Japan urges US to enforce discipline after second Marine arrest — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Japan urges the US to enforce discipline after a second Marine's arrest.

The UNHINGED Take

Japan shrugs at US, demands discipline on a second Marine, while the world watches them eat their own bulleted sushi.

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TOTAL DISARRAY / 10

Japan shrugs at US, demands discipline on a second Marine, while the world watches them eat their own bulleted sushi.

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Japan shrugs at US, demands discipline on a second Marine, while the world watches them eat their own bulleted sushi. TOTAL DISARRAY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/japan-urges-us-to-enforce-discipline-after-second #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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