The Straight Version
New loan restrictions for private-hire vehicle purchases take effect on October 30 to prevent loan curb evasion.
The UNHINGED Take
Singaporeans trying to game the COE system by LARPing as Grab drivers are just broke clowns living in a permanent state of delusional financial self-sabotage.

The Bottom Line
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Singaporeans trying to game the COE system by LARPing as Grab drivers are just broke clowns living in a permanent state of delusional financial self-sabotage.
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