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Loan curbs extended to individuals buying private-hire cars from Oct 30

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Straits Times·29 Oct, 12:00 pm
Loan curbs extended to individuals buying private-hire cars from Oct 30 — Singapore
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The Straight Version

New loan restrictions for private-hire vehicle purchases take effect on October 30 to prevent loan curb evasion.

The UNHINGED Take

Singaporeans trying to game the COE system by LARPing as Grab drivers are just broke clowns living in a permanent state of delusional financial self-sabotage.

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The Bottom Line

CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10

Singaporeans trying to game the COE system by LARPing as Grab drivers are just broke clowns living in a permanent state of delusional financial self-sabotage.

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Singaporeans trying to game the COE system by LARPing as Grab drivers are just broke clowns living in a permanent state of delusional financial self-sabotage. CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/loan-curbs-extended-to-individuals-buying-private-hire #NZEl

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