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Spanish rescuers search for victims as train crash death toll rises to 69

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·29 Oct, 11:55 am
Spanish rescuers search for victims as train crash death toll rises to 69 — Singapore
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The Straight Version

A train crash in Spain has resulted in 69 deaths with 42 foreign citizens among the casualties.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says global travel goals like turning into a human jigsaw puzzle because Spanish infrastructure is as reliable as a chocolate teapot. Absolute carnage for a commute.

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UTTERLY MUNTED / 10

Nothing says global travel goals like turning into a human jigsaw puzzle because Spanish infrastructure is as reliable as a chocolate teapot.

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